The Death Rattle Rollers can be recognized by their black uniforms and voodoo style. Usually found sporting their death rattles, which are suspected to contain opponents teeth, these girls are always looking for their next trophy. Although they are great skaters it's their proficiency at casting derby hexes such as the dreaded "Curse of the Fishnet Burn" that really sets them apart from other derby teams.
#1138 Darth MaulherFavorite Position: Any blocker position
Favorite Moment In Roller Derby: Winning, those are always the best moments.
Favorite Quote: "I find your lack of skates disturbing"
Something Every Fan Should Know About Me: I have been a professional tattoo artist for 10 years and work at American Beauty Tattoo in Bellevue WA. I started skating with SCRV soon after it's formation in 2006. I am married and have two sons. Roller derby, tattoos and my family are my life.
#27 Carmen Die-Oxide Created in a Chemistry Laboratory in March 2006, Carmen Die-Oxide was designed for Derby. Her mission is domination of the derby track using scientific strategy and the laws of physics. Exposure to Carmen Die-Oxide is mildly narcotic and causes dizziness, headaches, increased blood pressure and pulse rate, confusion, panic attacks, and unconsciousness after prolonged exposure. As she is one who rarely follows the rules she couldn't even follow the rules for filling out her bio. As it is, here is her info:
Move: Outsmarting my opponents
Likes: When people underestimate me.
Dislikes: Stupid people; People who don't know the rules!
Drink: Jaeger Bomb or Washington Apples
Heroes: Marie Curie and Sheldon Cooper
Motto: Derby is 90% Mental
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